06.20.09

Open Letter to the Bahlsen Company

Posted in food at 10:21 pm by Tricia

Dear Bahlsen,

I am a big fan of your Afrika dark chocolate cookies (or rather, those delicate slices of wafer enrobed in dark continental chocolate). In fact, I once contributed some to a chocolate-lovers gift basket with a note that they were “the world’s best chocolate cookie, bar none.” I truly believe this. And the packaging was so simple – chocolate cookie squares, packed side by side, in a little cardboard tray that slides out of the cubic outer box. Lovely. Elegant!

Old Afrika box, found online. Notice end of box is square!

old Afrika box, product shot from web

But when i went to buy a box the other day, I noticed something had changed. Not just the picture (which had changed on the old box a while back), but the shape of the box. It was strangely bigger – unusual in the current economic climate! But as soon as I picked it up, I heard a little rattle inside that revealed the presence of inner plastic packaging. “Feh!” I thought. “They added extra packaging, I bet there are fewer cookies inside.” And while I can’t be positive, I think the weight has decreased and there are fewer cookies inside.

Newly purchased Afrika box. Notice end of box is no longer square!

Newly purchased Afrika box. Notice end of box is no longer square!

Now I shouldn’t begrudge you the need to cut a few corners. But honestly, did you think we would be fooled? I don’t have any old packages so I can’t compare the weights. But even if I’m wrong on that point, at a time when companies right and left are bragging about their eco-consciousness, did it really make sense to add excess packaging? Silly, that’s what it was. And the part of my brain that sat through a very basic operations research workshop eons ago suspects this costs more than what you were doing before. Sigh.

Recently purchased box. Notice excessive inner packaging.

Recently purchased box. Notice excessive inner packaging.

Oh well, at least they taste the same (which, I still concede, is fabulous).

World's best chocolate enrobed wafer slices, bar none!

World's best chocolate enrobed wafer slices, bar none!

05.18.09

caption contest!

Posted in oddities at 9:25 pm by Tricia

personal discount

personal discount, for you my friend, today only!


This filtered view of my spambox needs a snappy caption, but my snappy caption writer is plumb tuckered out. Suggestions anyone?

(One thing is clear: Dr Aubrey is the one to go with! Well, there’s that anonymous 85% discount, but if the person won’t even identify the doctor what use is that??)

05.17.09

You know times are tough when…

Posted in C-boy at 10:13 pm by Tricia

You know times are tough when 11 year old kids start getting layoff notices.

Delivering the News

My 11yo delivers newspapers. Our local newspaper is going to cease publication this summer (replaced by a web site and twice weekly newspaper, except that is going to be some other company) (and we heard about it on the radio the day before it appeared in print!). About a month ago, he got his first official letter explaining some of what would happen. Yesterday, he got a much more official letter. Part of it reads:

As indicated by your written agreement with [newspaper], and by our actual relationship, you are an independent contractor, not an employee. Therefore, the requirements of The Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification At of 1988, 29 U.S.C. § 2101 et seq. (”WARN”), a law which requires advance written notice of certain layoffs and closings, do not apply to you.

However, as an accommodation to you and to avoid any misunderstandings, and without in any way affecting your status as an independent contractor, we are giving you notice regarding the cessation of publication of [newspaper].

So there it is. Not yet 12 and his first pink slip.

04.08.09

Paper Chef 39

Posted in events, food at 7:37 pm by Tricia

Two of the ingredients

Two of the ingredients

This month’s Paper Chef (hosted by Hungry Bruno) had fairly ordinary and reasonable ingredients for the challenge: blackberries, salmon, artichokes, and bulghur wheat. My main problem with this challenge is that I have no idea what to do with artichokes – I’m sure I’ve eaten them, but I’ve never cooked with them. Especially not an actual real raw artichoke. So I took the easy way out: I got some marinated artichokes off the antipasto bar at my grocery store. The same grocery store had fresh blackberries flown in from Mexico or Chile or somewhere, but I’ve had bad luck with these faux-gems before, so I decided to use frozen berries.

I remembered that one of my cookbooks had a berry dip to go with smoked salmon, but when I looked at it I noticed that it includes fish stock. That seemed a bit too weird to me. So while musing over what to do with the artichokes (did I mention I’ve never cooked with them?) and wondering if they would work in that bulghur pilaf I made a few weeks ago (probably not), I decided to put them in the coulis as a savory element in place of the fish stock. And then I decided to use the bulghur as a crust on the salmon. Voila! All ingredients accounted for.

Pan-Seared Bulghur-Encrusted Salmon with Blackberry-Artichoke Coulis

Take ~1/2 cup bulghur wheat, and run it through the food processor in an attempt to turn it more like flour. Soak the wheat in some salted water (about 1 cup) for at least 15 minutes. Drain the bulghur, then spread it out on a plate.

While the bulghur is soaking,  start preparing the coulis. (At some point during coulis prep, turn your attention briefly to bulghur draining.)

Blackberry-Artichoke Coulis

Puree 1/2 cup blackberries (semi-defrosted). Press through fine sieve to remove seeds.

Zest a Meyer lemon into food processor bowl, then squeeze the same lemon into bowl.

Add 1 Tab melted butter and 2 Tab olive oil.

Add the artichokes (I had maybe 1/4 cup, probably less? I didn’t measure).

Put deseeded blackberry puree into food processor.

Blend it all together.

Now turn your attention to the salmon. I use the pan-searing method from The New Best Recipe.

Pan-seared bulghur-encrusted salmon

2 salmon fillets
2 tsp + 1 tsp canola or vegetable oil
salt & pepper to taste
drained bulghur

1. Rub the fillets with the 2 tsp canola or veg oil, sprinkle with salt & pepper. Press the flesh sides of the fillets into the bulghur to coat.

2. Heat a 12-inch heavy-bottomed skillet over high heat for 3 minutes.

3. Add 1 tsp oil to the pan and swirl to coat the bottom. When the oil shimmers (but before it smokes), add the fillets skin-side down and cook, without moving, for 30 seconds (so the pan can regain the heat lost by addition of cold fish). Then turn the heat down to medium-high. Continue to cook until the skin side is well browned and the bottom half of the fillets turn opaque, 4 1/2 minutes.

4. Turn the fillets and cook, without moving them, until they are no longer translucent on the exterior and are firm, but not hard, when gently squeezed: 3 minutes for medium-rare and 3.5 minutes for medium.

5. Remove the fillets from the pan to a platter and let stand for 1 minute. Serve immediately.

The finished dish

The finished dish

To serve, I put salmon on (raw) spinach, spooned coulis over the salmon, and topped each with 2 or 3 blackberries. We also had a little bit of a bean salad from the aforementioned antipasto bar.

The bulghur added a nice nutty taste to the salmon, although I think this needs some tinkering to get it right – maybe add something else to the bulghur? Also, I can’t quite seem to get this cooking technique right when I use a crust – the crust gets a bit too black. The coulis was a nice combination of rich (oil), tart (berries and lemon), and slightly sweet (berries). It works well with fish, but I’m not sure what else it will work with. We had at least half of it left over (and half the salmon, for that matter), so we’ll be having it again!

04.02.09

Faux Food

Posted in food, fun at 9:29 pm by Tricia

For this year’s April Fool’s Faux Food, we had fish sticks. I riffed on this recipe, using crusty homemade sourdough bread instead of cookies (because (a) I didn’t have any wafer cookies, and (b) so it would be more like a main dish) and Special K instead of cornflakes. I think cornflakes might have been more true to fish stick color, but Special K was the only flake we had on hand.

Faux Fish Fingers Fundamentals

Faux Fish Fingers Fundamentals

You would have thought I was trying to poison my kids when I said I expected them to take a bit of a fish stick with not one word of complaint! You should have seen the looks on their faces, especially the eldest. But he finally realized that they smelled like peanut butter instead of fish, so he took a bite, followed by the middle boy, then only very reluctantly by the youngest. The youngest – who eats the most peanut butter sandwiches by far – liked them the least. Oh well!

Faux Fish Fingers

Faux Fish Fingers

On to dessert: chicken drumsticks, spaghetti and meatballs, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes and gravy. Yum! Almost like the plot of Little Pea. My favorite was the meatballs. My friend Kim alerted me to these seasonal confections – thanks, Kim! (She also has better photos, so you might want to visit her blog just for that.)

Dessert? Surely you're foolin' me...

Dessert? Surely you're foolin' me...

03.15.09

Pi(e) Day Party

Posted in T-boy, events, food at 10:55 pm by Tricia

Pie Makers

Pie Makers - Nov 2007

After I was reminded of its existence by a friend who sent along this post on “Nerdigras“, the family decided that on 3/14 at 1:59, we would host a Pi(e) Day Party. This appealed greatly to my math geek 11yo, as well as his party- and sweets-loving brothers. A party all about eating dessert? What’s not to love!

On very short notice, we invited 7 neighbor families and 9 school friend families. More than half came (about 30 people), most bearing pie (including pizza pie and a Serbian meat pie) – but I totally forgot to take pictures!

Great fun was had by all, so we might be making this an annual event! And even though we went to great effort to clean up and clear off the living room coffee table, and put the leaf in the dining room table, all the adults mostly hung out in the kitchen. Good thing we also cleared off flat surfaces in the kitchen! (We’re a family of pilers, so flat surfaces quickly become covered with stuff.) The dining room table did get used by the kids, and the coffee table was used today by a boy consortium playing some paper D&D style game, so it was not all for naught.

I made chocolate chip pie (favorite of T-boy and his mama) using this recipe (and a combo of Trader Joe’s and Spartan chocolate chips – sorry Nestle!), as well as pecan pie (favorite of Jonski Papa, C-boy, and Z-boy) using Grandma P’s recipe and Grandpa P’s pecans. As usual, I used the flaky buttery pastry recipe from The Heritage of Southern Cooking for the crusts.

Vi Perkowski’s Pecan Pie

3 eggs
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup corn syrup (e.g. Karo)
1/4 cup melted butter
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup chopped pecans

Beat ingredients together and pour into unbaked pie shell. Bake 45 to 50 minutes. Oven temperature: 375° F.

Had I been truly inspired, I would have made another gooseberry pie using the berries in my freezer, but I wasn’t. Jonski Papa made 2 pizza pies (a cinnamon sugar one and a pepperoni) using his sourdough crusts, and a loaf of chocolate sourdough (not a pie at all, but it was round). As I said, I don’t have pictures of this weekend’s events, but I did take photos when T-boy and Jonski Papa made pecan pie for Thanksgiving 2007, so they will have to do.

pecans, vanilla, sugar, and more sugar...

pecans, vanilla, sugar, and more sugar...

stirring, stirring, stirring...

stirring, stirring, stirring...

03.05.09

Magi(c) Carol

Posted in creative outlets, fun at 11:51 am by Tricia

The random poetry challenge: pick 10 words at random from a dictionary (Close your eyes, open a page at random, and place your index finger on the page. Open your eyes and write down the word closest to your fingertip. Repeat this until you have 10 random words written on your list. No cheating!). Using those words and up to 5 more, write a poem. Then create a postcard to illustrate your poem.

I chose my words from my beloved old (© 1968) honkin’ big (weight 5.7 lbs) Reader’s Digest Encyclopedic Dictionary: magic, receiving line, carol, Syria, insanely, corneous, rent, Cyprus, mouchard, unregenerate. (For rent, I chose the separate into parts with force or violence meaning. Mouchard came from the French-English section near the back. It means stool pigeon.) I wrote the poem first, but here’s the postcard:

Magi(c) Carol postcard

Magi(c) Carol postcard

Here’s my poem:

Magi(c) Carol

Magi carol, carol magically!
From Syria to Cyprus
the corneous mouchard
insanely rent
the receiving line.
Corneous mouchard?
Unregenerate mouchard!
Cyprus to Syria.
Receiving lines.
All rent.

which shows, if nothing else, that I’m not very good at writing poetry! But it was interesting how all the words managed to come together thematically. Corneous means made of horn or a hornlike substance, but as my luck would have it (when I went googling for corneous pigeons, hoping to find a bird carved from a horn), it also refers to parts of feathers! Also, my unregenerate spy carrier pigeon (standing in for the mouchard) is holding a magic wand with a handle carved from horn (corneous).

I have a book of World War II maps that I got at a thrift store, and this map showing action in Syria also included Cyprus. One of my favorite Christmas carols is We Three Kings, titled Kings of the Orient in the version I printed. Of course they’re also referred to as magi, thus the title. And wasn’t one of them supposed to come from the Middle East, or Turkey maybe? So that fits with the map.

Changes I would have made in retrospect: print the music so it stretched the entire width of the card, put the (classic American wedding) receiving line closer to Cyprus so the pigeon is reaching from Syria to Cyprus, maybe have the music (adhered via packing tape transfer) along the bottom instead of the top. I do love that hand-colored spy pigeon, though. I hope he doesn’t suffer much for his unregenerate ways!

02.26.09

Always be alert!

Posted in creative outlets tagged , at 9:33 pm by Tricia

pinktangles and a red

Doodling is good for your brain. I read it at the BBC! Or, more precisely, “Doodling may look messy, but it could in fact be a sign of an alert mind, a study suggests.” Always be on the alert, that’s what I say.

Doodle-ee-doo

02.05.09

Now THAT is persistence!

Posted in oddities at 10:50 am by Tricia

A snippet of a story from the BBC News:

Grandmother fails driving test 771 times!

Koren woman fails written driving test 771 times!

When you figure that there have been not quite 1430 days since April 2005, that means she takes the test on average every other day. Wow. Talk about persistence!

On the down side, it turns out the persistence is also costly:

The cost of persistence...

The high cost of persistence...

Maybe she should take a couple weeks off and spend the money on a personal tutor…

02.02.09

Looking for a recipe to modify?

Posted in books, food tagged at 10:37 pm by Tricia

Following in the vein of the last posting…

I recently read The State of the Onion. It’s a culinary mystery, with the obligatory genre-supporting recipes at the end. The main character is the assistant chef at the White House. It’s a nice story, the kind of mystery I like (not too gory or sleazy), providing some interesting insights into the working of a professional kitchen and the White House. A little more rah-rah patriotic than what I’ve read lately – I didn’t mind so much, but I imagine some people might be irritated by that.

Anyway, after finishing it, I noticed this on the copyright page:

Publishers Note: The recipes contained in this book are to be followed exactly as written. The publisher is not responsible for your specific health or allergy needs that may require medial supervision. The publisher is not responsible for any adverse reactions to the recipes contained in this book.

What? I’ve been reading culinary mysteries for over 15 years and never noticed such a disclaimer before. Bizarre!  [As an aside, while checking GoodReads listings for Diane Mott Davidson, I learned that her books were the first mysteries to include recipes. I hadn't realized that before! I thoroughly enjoy her books, although after a while you do get that same sense as with Angela Lansbury: how can there be so many murders in such a small tight-knit community? (don't hang out around Goldie, you're likely to die!) Somehow, it's not so surprising to have people dropping off in DC, especially if political intrigue is involved.]

So anyway, here is a recipe I was inspired to make after reading the book. it’s not theirs, because I could never follow a recipe that requires mayonnaise or dried dill (having neither on hand). But it goes well with spanakorizo:

Feta-Stuffed Cucumber Boats

1 long cucumber
1/4 cup feta cheese, crumbled
2 Tab non-fat plain yogurt
Clancy’s Fancy hot sauce (or sub what you have on hand)
1/8 cup pine nuts
1 clove garlic, crushed and finely chopped (oops, I forgot this!)
salt & freshly cracked pepper, to taste

Toast pine nuts (I use the toaster oven at 350F).

Peel cucumber and turn into boats. (Slice in half, then slice each half lengthwise. Scrape the seeds out with a spoon.)

Combine cheese, yogurt, 2 drops to a dash of your hot sauce, pine nuts, garlic, and seasonings. Mix well.

Spoon into cucumber boats. Serve cold.

Like Berkeley Prime Crime, I expect you to be responsible for your specific health or allergy needs, but feel free to modify as you see fit!

State of the Onion (White House Chef Mystery, Book 1) State of the Onion by Julie Hyzy

My review on GoodReads

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